Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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