Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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