Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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