Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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