This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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