Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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