So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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