How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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