is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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