erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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