Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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