You work out of a Hotel?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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