so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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