Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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