there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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