I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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