this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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