Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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