I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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