Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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