I don't think brook has ever known best
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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