Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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