real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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