I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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