no, he came in my armpit
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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