I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize