Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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