dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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