don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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