so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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