garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wish my penis had a tongue
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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