Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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