Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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