Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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