Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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