yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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