According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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