Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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