Your dad touched me again.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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