New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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