why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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