okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just made my gag reflex go away.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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