your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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