I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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