Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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