I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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