My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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