your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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