Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm both gender and math confused
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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