would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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